I'm sick of humans!!!!

Before I start to rant, I made these arty farty photos of my babies. They mean the world to me.

It's official. I'm an alien. I hate humans. I hate their presence, I hate their voice, I hate their attitude. Ok. I'm being too general and it's unfair to the rest of the ok population. But seriously, I hate humans and their constant dependent, needy state of mind. I agree that no one lives in isolation. I'm familiar with the 6 degree of separation bullshit. I agree everyone has relatives no matter if they need them or not. But why can't they bloody leave me alone?

What's with the need to leech on me? I've been bitten by leeches.... I know what it feels like. That is 1 million times better! At least I know it's temporary and the leech meant me no harm. But humans..... SUFFOCATE ME!!!!!!!!!! Killing me slowly... letting me die a slllooowwww D.E.A.T.H.

What's with the wanting whatever I have? Hey! I don't have much. I'm a simple person. You can take it for all I bloody care but why must you leech on me? I would rather be sucked by a million leeches at the same time as compared to being with humans day in day out. Throw me on a deserted island. I may die of hunger, thirst, eaten alive by animals for all you people care but at least I'll die a happy person. I don't have people sucking me at the throat.

I'm no role model. Take someone else for goodness sake. STOP wanting what I have when you bloody have more and for goodness sake. S.T.O.P. B.L.O.O.D.Y. L.E.E.C.H.I.N.G. O.F.F. M.E!!!